I recently decided to start writing down my thoughts, or significant moments of my day, some are humorous, some are not, but I felt like I needed an outlet, and figured, who better to talk to, than anyone who'll listen?
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I poured garlic sauce on my junk today. For some reason, I've been on a really hard porn watching regimen since I bought internet from my roommate. Asian, ebony, white, chubby, midget, tranny. But don't worry, it's always tranny on girl so it's still straight. It's just weird. When you watch as much porn as I do, you become desensitized to the point where if there isn't blood and at least one vegetable, you don't get off. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to porn, except for the fact that I don't watch it recreationally, you know, like where I just prepare some popcorn and cozy back into a seat. No, I actually watch and jerk off. Everytime. At this point my junk is sore, my hand is cramping and I am running out of weird shit to watch.
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You know you watch too much porn when you actually notice your favorite pornstars aging. It's starting to get like some kind of all nude teenage drama, she got a boob job, she got an ass job, she never gives blow jobs, she's trying to find another job... I think I'm going to try to take a break from porn and focus on the more important things in life. Like video games.
8/17/2012
People do not appreciate periods enough. I mean the monthly menstrual cycle deal. People always complain when it happens, “Oh I got cramps, I'm bleeding out of my vagina, I'm nauseous.” or, “I can't have sex, despite the fact that she likes to throw her horniness in my face constantly.” But in reality, it's a lot more upsetting when the period doesn't show up.
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