Dog Pissing and Training Wheeling...

I propose that two terms be entered into the Bro Code. Dog Pissing and Training Wheeling. Here are the definitions:
Dog Pissing is where, while you're out somewhere, or maybe even in, you have a girlfriend or a female friend or associate that under normal circumstances, poses no interest in PDA (public displays of affection) but the second that a woman approaches that they find to be a mild threat, you lose every bit of your personal space, and are suddenly walking like you're in England in the 1600s. She's got her arm wrapped around yours while caressing your triceps, holding onto you like a small child in the mall. Or she's just bumping up against you like one of her legs is shorter than the other and she's using you like a bumper. Maybe you're stationary and sitting, and there's a slight potential of a girl to be looking, suddenly you're the funniest guy ever and every time she lays her hand on your arm, she leaves it there just a second too long for you not to notice but just long enough for you to feel like every woman in the area knows that she's just pissed her scent all over you, and so now you're stuck wasting all your jokes on the chick who drops "I see you like a brother" in front of you, her friends, and the rest of the world, as if she can't imagine that you would have any kind of pride or dignity after she's cock-blocked you and played with your head more times than you've played matches of Call of Duty.
 Training Wheeling is where you're with a friend, and a woman joins you, and your friend and her hit it off, and you're stuck there sipping your drink and staring off awkwardly everywhere but at them until your friend notices and says something to temporarily include you in the conversation like:
 "It was the craziest night of my life! HARHARHAR! Oh, Sonata was there! Wasn't it crazy, man?"
And you say something along the lines of
"Yeah it was wild..."
and proceed to make googly eyes at the things on the menu that you would never order, like salad, or water, or the peanut butter and Ranch burger with bacon and cream cheese... But wait... it does have bacon on it-
"You know what I'm talking about right, bro?"
"Yeah, man, it was just like that."
The reason it's called training wheeling is because you're basically forced or suckered into being a third wheel by someone else's hand, but you either have nowhere to go or no way out, or are subconsciously being used to help get the girl.

I move that training wheeling be deemed a bro code misdemeanor, chargeable by favors and I.O.U.s.

Ladies and Gentleman, Dog Pissing and Training Wheeling are no laughing matter, and should be dealt with swiftly and without mercy. Unless the retaliation results in a cockblock, which will then cause the retaliation to be postponed to such a time so as cock will not be blocked.