Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Meaning of Life Pt 1.-the Rise and Fall of the Relationship

Relationships these days are like a dime/12 dozen. More people get out of relationships everyday than get into them these days. So the main question is, why are people failing so badly at relationships? Why are you failing so badly at relationships? Are you gay? Are you really not gay but thought you were? What is the key to making a relationship work? The answer is 42.
No the answer isn't 42, that wouldn't help at all. The real answer is very simple. Relationships as they are today weren't meant to happen. Naturally, relationships between men and women were meant to be for sex. Yup. Just sex. For the purpose of procreation of course. Protect the child, feed the family, raise the child. This is the role of the parents. The HomoSapien roles were as such- Men: hunt; Women: cook and ween the children. Natural order. Made sense. Every Job was taken care of and there were no arguments about whether or not the mother should start going out to hunt instead of the father, or whether or not the cave was clean when the father got home. No complaining about how hard their jobs were. it was a job. They had to do it. These relationships ran until death did they part. Clean, satisfying and efficient.
Now I'll add each ingredient that led to the downfall of these simple efficient relationships.
First of these ingredients would be the added power of communication. Sure these days this may be the backbone of every "good" relationship, but this was the end of simple things for Mr. and Mrs. Sapien. Talking allows for added room to complain. But luckily there still wasn't that much to complain about, every one was still too busy to have time to complain.
Next you have advancements in commodities and things that just make life a little bit easier. Here is around the time where scientists add another to the name Homo Sapien, mainly for good measure and to be able to tell the difference between us and the "savage" Mr. and Mrs. Sapien.
Mr. and Mrs. SapienSapien begin to build a relationship of their own. This one is no where near as stable as that of their predecessors. Now they live in villages, places safe and separate of things that my hurt the young ones, (other than other HomoSapien Sapiens). The mother has nothing to do but cook and clean, no predators to fight off, and the man isn't even hunting anymore, he's doing something.... else. No longer does he have the hassle of dragging his prey home, trying to fend off the other wild animals trying to get a piece of his daily catch, now he has time to think and wander, in mind body soul, and most importantly, eye. He sees oppurtunities he hadn't had the time to think about, let alone pursue before. Now I can take this three ways, but I'll take them one at a time.
First I will talk about the third thing that destroyed relationships, which is time to explore sex. That includes everything from oral sex to anal sex, to handjobs and footjobs.... and yes this covers being homosexual or GAY. NO IT'S NOT NATURAL. Just because a male dolphin would fuck another male dolphin in what ever way that would work, doesn't mean it's natural for you to have sex with a man, some birds may be born with two heads every once in a while, it doesn't mean it's natural. THAT IS HIGHLY UNNATURAL. What IS natural is having a sexual preference, whether your preference is male or female. But before I progress any further, I will clarify something. Being homosexual IS A CHOICE. Or not. What you have to take into account is where a person is deemed gay. Is it when they figure out that their preference isn't for the conventional affair, or is it when they give in and chase that affair. You DO NOT choose your preference, you DO choose to pursue it. That said, I will continue. With this newfound wandering eye, Man thinks to pursue it. It's in his nature. Nothing ever told him not to before. He never had time. Then jealousy, paranoia and all other types of crap get wrapped up in here.
Second is another thing newly embraced by man and woman, and thats pride. Sure pride was a big thing before, but now thats all some men lived for. So they take what they wish, including women, and the old ways of courtship, shattered to pieces. Might as well return these huge berries.
Greed is another thing men and women were allowed to embrace. Women marrying for money, men chasing money and killing for it, relationships forming and falling apart over materials and money.
Suddenly people aren't happy in their relationships and are deciding that they can just leave. And why not? Nothing is really keeping them together. Later in history, women feel like they should reverse the role. Some do, some don't, some wait and some do later on in the timeline. Women want to work, who's taking care of the children? who's cooking? Well in some relationships, the system of sharing this kind of work can work well. In some, it utterly fails.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for women in the workplace, but in my measly opinion, someone needs to have the house work all to themselves. it's an important job. Now it can't be blamed all on one gender why the system of relationships failed. Men and women are sexually promiscuous. We all get jealous, we all like to have good stuff. It's natural. Just don't expect to ever be like Mr. and Mrs. HomoSapien, flawless and perfect in their relationship.

Now let's review. The things that broke apart the foundation of relationship are:
1: Communication
2: Commodities
3: Sexual deviation
4: Pride
5: Greed
The strange thing is that 1-4 seem like they would be good things. and who knows maybe they are. They just never belonged in your relationship.

As you go about your daily grind, back to your flawed relationship. There are a few things you should remember. Soul Mates don't exist. God never said anything about it, no knowledgeable book says anything about it and there is no evidence to support it. Only thing you got for you is that there are at least 3 billion options out there. If one doesn't work out, 2,999,999,999 to go. Either way you take it, you got a lot working against you.

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