Well I'm going to put here, a portion of the knowledge I've learned about girls. When since about the 5th grade, I was a guy who was generally considered ugly by girls. I just shrugged it off really, with the thought, "if no one was ugly, then no one would be pretty, it's an important job." Plus, almost no one wants an ugly boyfriend/girlfriend [initially]. But I decided I wanted to learn about how girls worked. I know that not all girls are the same. Even if they're similar, or hang around the same crowd. This is not, by any means, a guide to getting girls. If it was, I would be swimming in women right now. But no. It's a tribute to all my ugly gentlemen out there. Remember, the same rules don't have to apply to every single girl you meet.
But this one is about the science of... pretty girls. Now this isn't about every single pretty girl you will ever meet, like I said before, it will not apply to every single girl ever. But for the most part, almost any pretty, or sexy girl that has come up in the public school system, for example, with have almost the same attitude. Somewhere along those lines, they realize that they look good. And in this day and age, you can't use the old "shy-guy" routine. No one cares. And in almost every single situation, she can get someone much better than you. For the most part of her life, she's been told how good she looks, and knows it by now. You have to be exactly what she's looking for.
First, She's looking for confidence. You have to be THE SHIT. She has no time to bring you up from your "I'm such a loser slump." Women hate that. They want a guy who is as much THE SHIT as they are. Even if you're ugly, confidence(not OVER-confidence) is the key. Take all the swag you can muster up, make sure you have enough for about three weeks.
Second, and most importantly, you have to know what kind of pretty, stuck-up whore, or pretty, selective young lady (for the politically correct)she is. Girls LOVE flattery. But most pretty stuck-up young ladies get it ALL THE TIME. So for this girl, instead of the simple walk up to her and tell her how pretty and sexy she is bit, you have to beat around the bush a little. Talk about other things for a minute. It's ok to call her sexy on rare occasions, maybe once a day. But too much, and you get slid into the group with the rest of the crowd who comment her pictures on myspace and comment her page. These guys are, a good chunk of the time, asses. You, my hideous friend, must take an alternative route. Because even if they're asses, they probably all look better than you. And on a level playing field, you stand no chance. On the other hand, you say too little things to flatter her, you get placed into the dreaded "FRIENDZONE." Yeah. She puts you in the friendzone, QUIT. It's over cowboy. Go ahead and right off into the sunset. ALONE. (There is actually a way out of the friendzone, but I'll discuss that in a later blog.)
Third, TAKE YOUR TIME DICKHEAD. Just because she's being nice to you and not running into the crowd of townsfolk yelling "LEPER" doesn't mean it's time to move in. I can't tell you when, but taking too long will have one of the two terrible outcomes above. But too soon she'll just reject you, then she'll friendzone you. Plain and simple. (This friendzone is worse than the first one but it's still possible to get out of.)It's a slippery slope my friend.
Fourth. For the 2-3% of you that actually made it too home base, congrats. Your job is definitely not over. Once you're in, you CANNOT be a goddamn LAME. This is the worst possible thing you could do, because if you mess this up, she'll probably never go out with an ugly guy again, and that non-lame guy who's face just so happened to look like a tragic car accident gets automatic FRIENDZONE right up to bat. And that's pretty messed up. So here's a couple tips. NOW is the time to start complimenting her. She'll listen to you now. Your opinion actually matters. Don't be obsessive, you got her it's over but if you don't want her, then that's a perfect way to get rid of her. But don't be too distant or she'll cheat on you. Point blank.
Now remember that no one girl is the same as the rest, neither does one group even have the same personalities in it. Some pretty girls really don't go off looks. (completely). So just be you and see how it goes.
But REMEMBER. Never leave the house without your own rendition of SWAG.
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