To be honest, I have no idea how to play poker. I also have a horrible poker face in my opinion. I usually don't lie to people. Especially in games. I have never been in the habit of lying, or pretending. But when it comes to relationships, that's where you can get the most practice. Whether it's trying to get a girl, or trying to keep one. 9 times out of 10, you have to keep up a charade.
A good amount of the Poker Game, like any poker game, is pretending you have more, MUCH more, when you have less, or that you have less, when you actually have more. Take the whole big penis thing guys do. It's usually a bluff. Some women actually go for things like that. Guys have to bluff about How much money they have, how good they are at sex, their job, how many kids they have, or how many bodies they've stuffed into the trunk of their car.
Anyway, some women enjoy ( a little too much) being lied to. I don't know why exactly, but I have theories. I mean sometimes lying makes sense, sometimes it's completely uncalled for. Like "Baby that smell was just me working out, and the window was open because it was hot. And that lady runnin away from the window... was bringing me some food..." Those lies can save a marriage.
"Honey, that was your sister. She should be here again tomorrow about 15 minutes after you leave for work." That would be the end to that marriage right there. Women can lie and say they can respect an honest man like that. No. They can't. Most women would probably cut his balls off while he's sleep.
Sometimes, the poker face isn't just for lying to your significant other. Sometimes you need to just stick something out. I'm a naturally impatient person. I don't think I could calculate exactly how many chances I've thrown with girls because of my lack of patience. I've said time and time again, timing is key.
In this day and age, you have to play a mind game with a friend for a couple of Skittles. The greatest natural mind game players are women. This is why their friendships are so feeble, and you can get more gossip from your wife than you can get sex. Most women are always ready to fight with words, and never go unequipped.
But let's be honest. If I wanted to play mind games then I would buy a Rubik's Cube. They don't usually yell if you decide to kiss it right after a long stint of aggressive treatment. Plus, the payout of a Rubik's Cube is amazing. You can never feel unsatisfied after spending weeks with a Rubik's Cube. Doesn't nag, doesn't get jealous, and it's always there to spend time with you. It may not laugh at your jokes, but you just can't have it all, and at least it doesn't make fun of you for not being funny. Women on the other hand, will get deeper into your brain than any surgeon ever could.
I think I'm gonna buy a Rubik's Cube.
You're as beautiful as the day I met you...
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