My Type...

Well I've said a lot about what to expect in girls in my blog. But I have also stated, REPEATEDLY, that you shouldn't expect every girl to be the same and follow the same pattern. (Even though you could, just don't be surprised when one girl doesn't follow your trends...)
Well in this post, I'm going to talk about my type, or more or less my perfect girl. I don't really have much of a type. A fantasy girl, though, I definitely have. My fantasy girl has to have a little cuteness to her. Cuteness level at like... 5 out of ten. I could settle for a 4. I mean cute in the face with little tendencies to do things girly sometimes, not that talk like a baby shit. That whole "I ha some?" THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ANNOYING. I fantasize about killing girls when they do that. Seriously. I fantasize about different ways to end their life. It's usually something quick like a gunshot to the head, but sometimes it's something like shooting them with a Spartan Lazer, shooting them in different body parts with a 50 caliber sniper rifle, or maybe one shot to the chest with a Desert Eagle.
But I digress. We're talking about My dream girl. Well, there's cute, and there's also alive. I mean I don't want a stupidly skinny, like you eat once a month kind of girl. I'd like some meat on my lady. But I DON'T WANT NO WHALE WOMAN. seriously, if you're part whale, and part woman, get that checked out and pick a side.
Just kidding, but seriously, not too big, not too small, but I mean just a little chubby would be great.
So, cute, a little chubby, and after that I would like, maybe, a large portion of one or the other in proportions, you know, a little booty, big boobs, or vice versa. Maybe even a decent balance there, C cups and a little cushion. I mean having it all may be nice, but I don't like to try to figure out where I should start enjoying myself. Besides, there's only so much to do with boobs and backside so... it's not that important to me.
That's about all I ask for in looks. One thing I ask is that she not be dirty. I mean I'm not the most sanitary guy living in a house, but girls, you have all types of mysterious chemicals mixing down there, it's dangerous.
My dream girl would also have a little intelligence. Just enough not to be a damn idiot, and decently smart enough to have a conversation with every once in a while. Even a decent argument.
Another aspect of my perfect girl, and the most crucial, is that I want to be catered to. I would like to feel like I'm the head of the relationship. I mean I wouldn't be disrespectful, but I want to feel like I'm the man. I would like to be able to sit back and relax while being brought kool aid and a sandwich. That's like heaven for me. Feeling empowered and spoiled. Just maxing and relaxing.
The final thing is that I would like a lot of attention. Like an on call thing. I may not be asking for attention 24-7 but when I do I want to be able to have it ASAP.
This is my dream girl. A cute, decent sized girl, who caters to my whims and...
OH MY GOD I almost forgot one IMPORTANT thing to this fantasy. She HAS TO have a decent sexual appetite. AND NO- ABSOLUTELY NOOOOO abstinence, chastity or celibacy. She can't go telling me she want it so bad but if only if only she wasn't waiting for marriage. No. I would say get the fuck out of my fantasy.
Now let me sum all this up.
My dream girl would be a cute, decent-sized girl, with a decent intelligence, who caters to my whims and has no problems having sex (with me).
Simple enough right?