Estrogen- Nature's Unstable Chemical...

Girls have been a mystery since the beginning of... my life. I don't know what the rest of the world was doing before I was born, but to this day they still bewilder me at times. Periods, menopause, OB/Gyns, (what the hell, right?). I can honestly say that I have just about no idea what's going on with the female psyche...
As an example, I'll go over a couple of the types of girls I have been with before.
There was supportive and needy, but distant yet eager to please...
Strong-willed and distant, but supportive and caring...
There was completely naive, but/therefore open minded...
There was stubborn but confused, with a deeply buried caring side...
There was cheating whore...
There was too sexy for me and eventually realized it...
There was too timid for me and eventually realized it...
There was too mature for me and eventually realized it (who was also too crazy for me and eventually realized it)

I've been in a couple relationships and seen my fair share of egos, and my final diagnosis
(oh and too lesbian for me and realized it...)
is that estrogen is an unstable chemical and thats why women are so crazy. It's kinda like God was up there mixing together the concoction for estrogen, Jesus walked in like "That needs to be done in 5 minutes, dad." and God said,
"There is no way this is gonna be ready in 5 minutes, can we make it an hour?"
and Jesus was like "No dad it's time to get it in the field, done or not."
To which, God made a concerned face and put it inside of women every where.

Or something like that. But I mean he got some things right. Boobs are nice. Everybody likes boobs. They're soft, they're comfortable, and they're free (most of the time). Not much more you can ask for there. you get a lot of other perks when estrogen kicks in, like how the hips get wider, (love a little curve, more the merrier.... unless you look like a whale. That's ridiculous. Lose some weight.)
Another perk is that the fat distribution in women is higher than in men. Now some ladies see this as a bad thing. This is a great thing. A lot of men like their women to be soft and cuddly. Warm and welcoming. Soft, tender arms to lay in (again, if you look like a whale, that's disgusting and no one wants to die being suffocated in your flubber. Lose some damn weight.)
But there are a lot of downsides to the estrogenized condition. Like how girls have mood swings when there is too much estrogen flowing. When testosterone can keep a guy upbeat and flowing with energy. Estrogen can also cause stuff like hot flashes, swings in appetite, and negative changes in behavior. I have never seen a good emotional effect of estrogen on a girl/woman. Wait... that's wrong. I have seen girls get horny from that... Only bonus.
It seems to me like estrogen wasn't ready to leave the lab yet. I mean, testosterone can bring more muscle tone, strength, and energy. Things men usually need. Estrogen seems like it causes A LOT of problems...
Estrogen is like women themselves. Brings so much goodness, but so much torture.

"Women. They may smell nice, but they're soul murderers."


P.S.
I apologize to all the whale women out there, I'm sure you look beautiful as you are, and the blubber probably keeps you comfortably warm when you dive deep in the Pacific you big bitch....

P.P.S.
I am so sorry. That didn't come out right. I did not mean to call you a big bitch. No one is a bitch here. Unless you're actually a female dog. Then I would like to meet you and find out how you learned to read...