The Science of Girls Pt. 2- Ugly girls

This is, obviously, a continuation from The Science of Girls Pt. 1. In this installment, I will talk about just two types of girls. But before I do that I have to always put this disclaimer: NO GIRL IS THE SAME AS THE REST OF THEM, AND THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE TO GETTING GIRLS. Believe me friend. You'll be surprised. And once again this is mainly a little shout out to my ugly audience out there. Remember, being ugly is a duty. Fulfill it with honor.
Anyway, I have a lot of ground to cover in this blog so let's begin. I will first begin with going out with ugly girls. If she is for some reason, conceited, you probably want to avoid that situation. But if you must, then here's how I would suggest going about that situation. Since she's ugly, but still acts conceited, she'll probably act like you have no chance. Just ignore that, because you do. If you sincerely think you don't because she doesn't look that bad but she has a hell of a body on her, treat her like a pretty girl, and refer to Pt. 1 of this blog series for more details. For all those other ugly girls out there that aren't stuck up, or are really pretty girls in disguise, who you may or may not like, here's what you should probably do...
Be nice. Be you. Ugly girls don't think they own the world, so it's ok to be friendly and cool and not have to worry about the friendzone. But a lot of ugly girls are a little insecure (this could be with "ok-looking" girls too), so you can't be too nice or they get defensive, and will wonder about your true motives. So a little flattery is ok. And even though she might be ugly, compliment her with all sincerity. Except for when she asks if she's pretty. If you believe it, then you enjoy you beer-goggle honesty. But for the rest of the civilization that actually still has the gift of sight, you LIE. Lie your ass off. And do it the same way you did everything else. Make this one THE GREATEST LIE EVER. I want you to lie so hard you actually start to believe it. It's that simple. And once again, when you ask her out, it's up to you to decide. Timing is all in instinct. Unless one of her friends tells you you should, thats always a nice little break.
This next part is about girls with low self esteem. These, in my completely biased opinion, could be some of the greatest catches of all time. But they're some of the trickiest ones to get with. It's a delicate process. Here, the path to being her significant other is booby trapped with friendzone. The reason for this is that many people tread this ground to this treasure, and they all take the same route. Making them feel better. This is WRONG. Do not do this. It's just a road to being sidetracked by a failing venture. The route you must take is more straight forward than you think. In most cases, you have to ignore her when she goes into her funky moods. As soon as she says something to put herself down, tell her she's wrong and immediately change the subject. Keep this up, and she will stop going into her little moods around you. This is the most important thing. You have to reduce her sad time around you as much as possible without reducing time altogether. But you can't let her feel like she can't talk to you. When tears come into play, you have to hear her out. It's your job to help her through it. Now the other guys will be wasting their time while you're just racing home. It's more about being with them physically as much as possible. Put your "I want you" look in your eye. Give them that sly grin every once in a while. Small compliments are the ones that get you to your final destination here. Don't say anything too drastic before you've sealed the deal. And like always, timing is key here. Because depressed girls have a large need for friends and she won't hesitate to make you one. Like a friend told me, boyfriends and girlfriends come and go but friends last a lot longer than both.
And before I close out this segment, I would like to remind all of you idiots out there to CHECK HER BOYFRIEND STATUS ASAP. Not after you've already started, because thats a sure way into the friendzone my friend because you'll be there already and not even know it. Oh and I shouldn't have to say this but, please check her age. I know you think you can tell but believe me, these days, 12 year olds can end up with bigger boobs than your favorite pornstar...