To the ones we've loved and lost...

This one here goes out to the ladies in my life. I would like to extend an apology from the male race to all of the women that we've loved and lost, because we are jackasses. To those women who cheated or left us for the guy with money or a better job, or the guy who you spent time with while we were out of town, you cuntbags can go fuck yourselves. But to those women on whom we kind-of-almost-cheated-on, or who we broke-up with having nearly no decent reason, or for any of the ones we've done wrong on one level or another
I've lost two very good women so far in my life due to my own actions. No one's to say things wouldn't have fallen apart somewhere later down the line for one reason or another, and I'm not saying I missed out on my soul-mate because I wanted a little "strange". What I'm saying is that I decided to end these two relationships because the timing wasn't right. The relationship I got out of most recently had all the makings of a beautiful Hollywood love story. A soldier who goes away to Afghanistan, a girl back home who worries every night and waits by the computer for the next chance to make sure her soldier is safe for one more day. She was amazing, this I have no doubt. But the timing wasn't right and I couldn't be in a relationship anymore. It's almost that simple. After the relationship was over I did somethings to her that I regret, that I don't really like talking about, not even on here. But long story short, when it was all said and done, I did her wrong. And I've done similar things to a girl from long ago.
Guys do things like this much more often than not, I'm ashamed to say. I'm not saying all guys cheat, I'm not saying all guys do terrible things behind your back, but I am saying that guys do stupid things. I know this might not be ground breaking news, but I am open to revealing to you the secret behind why we do these things. It's because we're guys.
Now, now guys and gals, before you get up in arms and get all mad at me for dragging you all the way through three paragraphs of blog to a massively disappointing, anticlimactic truth. But that's all I offer. Truth. I don't promise passion, pleasure, drugs, sex, or violence; I can only offer truth. The truth is, sometimes guys do dumb things because it's in our nature. We can spend all this time justifying our every action, and making sure we get everything right, but eventually, you need to breathe, take the girdle off, stray from the lines and chase the desires of the dog inside. The stupidity of men will never stop, it will only change. I'm sorry that I don't have a good excuse for us. But hey, at the end of the day, we still love you.
So, understand,  women, our stupidity does not mean we don't love you, or that we have a habit of doing wrong. It just means that sometimes we leave our brains at home and go out, and then we come home and try to get it back before you wake up. But it never works out that way.