Into the Minds of Men... Pt. 1

What Men Want
What I am here to do for you today, is to give you some insight into the minds of men, as you should have already concluded  from the title. Now you may wonder why I would be sharing info on what happens in guys minds for a few different reasons, one being, that my target audience is usually men. My rebuttal to that is that you may have a target but you won’t always hit it. Another reason would be why would I be sharing these trade secrets? Won’t I be breaking articles of some kind of bro code? The answer is that these aren’t trade secrets, they’re just little bits of information that women may never have perceived without a little help, which answers the second question, no, I am well within the confines of the bro code. Another reason you may wonder why I would be writing this is that you believe there is only one thing in the mind of a man: SEXSEXSEX. To which I would say to you… “I hope you wake up with your face on fire.” I would say it.
What Men Want
Men want something from a woman every time they get into any kind of relationship with a woman, whether it’s a one-night stand (for some quick self-confidence boosting, and stress relieving). In a long term relationship, or a marriage, a man wants one thing over all. That thing is to feel like a king. We want to know that when we’re around the woman we chose to be with, our word is law, our whim is command, and our will is the only way. This doesn’t necessarily mean we want blind obedience, but it means that around our significant other, things go OUR WAY. We want to be seen as the strongest creature to grace the face of the earth, the only one who can solve problems, “He Who Knows.” Men like to believe that when push comes to shove, he can conquer any feat that poses threat to his own.
What is often missed in a man being a good king, is having a good queen. He needs a queen as much as, if not more than he needs a kingdom. A king needs a queen that will go down in the sinking ship with him, still insisting that he was right, and the whole world was wrong, as they drift to the bottom of the ocean. He needs a queen who will agree wholeheartedly that down is up, and up is down, if it supports her king’s theory. Kings are nearly spineless without a good queen supporting him.
The king theory fits most heterosexual males that usually do more with their day than sit on a couch and whine about having 700 channels on TV with nothing to watch. But of course, as I must always do, I will include my disclaimer: This is in no way supposed to umbrella every straight male you will ever meet, but it should cure that rash, I mean cover just enough, like a good pair of panties.