Wednesday, December 12, 2012

What men want...

Men are fairly simple creatures. We don't try and make things glamorize our wants and needs. We want/need sex with women (usually). We want food. We want sleep. We want to be in charge. This is your stereotypical guy. When it comes to women, we have more and more things in common among us. When you ask us what's on our minds, if we like you, we'll make something up. If we don't we'll tell you the truth. (The answer is nothing. The answer is always nothing.)
So let me ruin something for ladies out there. This is something you women might not want to accept.
MEN ARE NOT COMPLICATED. We don't have any complicated hopes and dreams. Most of us don't even have a dream job. Our dream is literally: Good job, hot wife... money, son that kind of looks like us, and a beautiful daughter who becomes the richest nun in history. Not complicated and nor is it impossible. It's very possible.
We also dream of our wives being the very complicated, needy creatures you are. Controlling everything that we don't want to. We don't need the white picket fence, that thing could be a moat with alligator dragons, or a stone wall, as long as we have a yard. We don't need curtains as long as you don't have a rule against our neighbors seeing us have sex.
I wish I had more to write here, but like I said, it's not that complicated.

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